the birds and the bees

The euphonism your parents used when they told you about the hibbly-jibbly.

Last night I learned all about the birds and the bees.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

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birds and bees

sexual intercourse

dad: hey.. son i think we should talk about the birds and bees

son: oh.. don't worry dad i learned it all from pornhub

by literally every handle is used January 10, 2017

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Dirty bird

A sexual act between three men and one woman. the woman is giving a blow job and two hand jobs at the same time, thus having the appearance of a bird, a very dirty bird.

John: Man! wanda totally gave me, bryn and matt a dirty bird last night

sam: thats sweet!

by Jonny cakez March 26, 2011

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jo-bird

1.) Tiny, bald, pink, baby birds. Word used to describe the unique degree of ugliness that only a baby bird can achieve.

2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.

Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!

Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!

by Joanna and Sami December 12, 2007

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clumsy bird

Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!

"Hey bro you played clumsy bird?"

"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"

by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014

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