table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015

Paki Slap

To bitch slap/backhand a person of middle eastern orgin in the face and whilst laughing your head off shouting "ha you just got paki slapped"

Curtis: Hi Vinura *slaps*
Vinura: OW!
Curtis: HAAHAHHA U JUST GOT PAKI SLAPPED

by Sharkey_Boy October 12, 2005

happy slap

Proof that the the human race has reached the peak of evolution and is now going back to it's roots through rapid de-evolution. For further evidence, see Chavs, Pikeys, Gyppos etc. They are the scum of the earth, the downpoint of life itself, a different species, even.

Why's he pointing his phone at u....OW!!!

by To you, limey. To everyone else in the world, normal. April 27, 2005

fanny slap

When you physically slap someones fanny, as a punishment for a bad blow-job.

girl, that blowjob was sooooo shit your gonna get a right fanny slapping!

by cardiffsmiler August 11, 2006

nobby slap

a powerful slap to the back of the head by nobby.

you just got nobby slapped

by overdrive123321 April 5, 2008

sausage slap

when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it

Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.

by i_liek_dem_poniez July 19, 2012

stool slap

the action of eating your own shit, then licking someone

OMG Rebecca just came in from outside and stool slapped the shit out of me!

by kemlebder March 30, 2020