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Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man
by Hog wild November 9, 2018
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Tittie wide

A tittie wide is a takyn a leah or a luca also known as bitch cheek or reed. Gnag
by Cabbages are cool October 19, 2019
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cha wide

Irish Slang (Mainly used in North Dublin) for a positive expression to show excitement meaning good, go big, excited, etc.
Friend 1: are you going out for drinks tonight?
Friend 2: yeah, it’s gonna be class, cha wide for the buzz (I’m excited for the buzz)
by gecko4 December 22, 2019
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Single Wide Republican

is defined by poor people confused by the republicans propaganda to vote against their own financial interests.

A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.
That stupid single wide republican thinks he is richm
by Chris Lamb Jr December 20, 2020
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pussy wielder

damn I hate those wretched pussy wielders!
by Bengusan February 18, 2021
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Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
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world wide handsome

there’s only a couple of reasons you're here. first you saw a seokjin edit or video of him saying he’s the wwh. or you just wanted to see his name as the definition. or you really didn’t know what it meant.
A:hey what does world wide handsome mean?
B:are you crazy? are you insane? it literally means world wide handsome.
by tooyoungtogetrailed June 24, 2021
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