you are my valerie

someone who would go through anything for you, someone who would stand up to anyone for you, someone who would live for you but also die for you.

me: *threatens a kid for calling my bsf a slut*

savvy: ….you are my valerie

by urm0m.c0m01 April 24, 2023

United States of Valeria Day

United States of Valeria Day falls on September 7th every year. On United States of Valeria, we celebrate Valeria Ceja for lasering in off a section of Mexica and creating her own country, the United States of Valeria. We honor her bravery and leadership. Without Valeria Ceja, we wouldn’t have iphones and dinosaurs and for that we praise her every 7th of September.

“Do you know what day it is?”
“It’s national United States of Valeria Day!”

by Valeria Ceja Biggest Fan September 7, 2023

Valet

The action of a female assisting the insertion of a male's penis into her vagina.

What's the point of trying to find an open space to park if you can just valet.

by Jizzy Weep January 19, 2013

bullet for my valentine

an over rated, constantly mis-labeled band from the UK. They play metalcore music made for highschool kids with no real taste. they write extremely catchy, unorigional music which is sucked up by tons of kids from emo queers to metal heads.

Kid 1 : Man 4 Words (to choke upon) is the best song!!

kid with taste : Its pretty catchy i guess.

Kid 1 : Man, its FREAKIN Awesome. i love bullet for my valentine

Kid with taste : .... get a fucking clue, go listen to ur new atreyu CD fag,

by blackinator007 August 17, 2007

valerius

Really cool and op guy, really nice and smart.

Wow, george is really smart! Must be a valerius

by gomath67 May 21, 2018

valecoctorian

the word valedictorian with the suffix -dic replaced with -coc

Corbabs, wasn't your brother valecoctorian of his class? Well yes Joelbill, he was indeed.

by Joelbill February 1, 2008

Valentine's Day

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.

Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"

by DNizz February 14, 2010