Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.

Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."

by CST507 November 11, 2021

Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

Straight Chillers

An epic or cool person, place, moment or thing.

bro, your new album cover is straight chillers

by Roadman Alex October 7, 2023

Straight Fight

When two people fist fight, no name calling. Just hits.

She will straight fight that girl for her man, and knock her out.

by Spontaneous February 20, 2011

Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021

Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.

I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .

by Two Trays OH33 March 1, 2020

Straight Skittles

M&Ms what did you think the definition was?

Hey bro you want straight skittles???

by One_White_Boi March 28, 2019