Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

Crab Salad

A date.

Hey, man. I went for a Crab Salad with that smokin' blonde last night.

by TipToeBurglar April 6, 2014

Dolphin Salad

When a dolphin is captured and turned into tuna, and made into a salad, aka a 100% Dolphin tuna salad.

Omg this Dolphin Salad tastes great with ranch!

by Dolphinsalad December 7, 2014

Meat Salad

A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.

"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."

by Luchiapet September 1, 2014

salad smelling

the smelling of the anus.

"why don't you just smell my salad bro?"

"There was some serious salad smelling last night, it was awkward."

by kyjelly aka sexgoo November 22, 2010

Seizure salad

Smoking a bowl with tobacco and ganja mixed

Kyle got sent by the seizure salad I loaded for him

by Never Bender May 4, 2020

tuna salad

lesbians eating pussy

butch manly and sally manginia are craving a tuna salad sandwich

by Queeg September 11, 2014