Bleeding the meat

To masterbate aggressively for a long period of time.
Often after a bad day to relieve stress, this type of self love will almost always result in some pain afterwards.

Guy1: Whoa! Did you see how Jack was walking today after getting rejected by Sarah lastnite?

Guy2: Yeah, no kidding he must have totally been bleeding the meat lastnite.

by TheMeatBleeder September 7, 2009

walnut meat

The clitoris of a vagina sometimes looks like the inside "meat" of a walnut.

I once banged this chick and her pussy looked like "walnut meat."

by red snapper June 19, 2008

Pocket Meat

One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.

Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.

by Bpadizzly February 6, 2013

meat purse

A woman's vagina. However, most often used when a woman's vagina is sloppy, englarged, or looks like dried roast beef.

Can I made a deposit of deez nuts into your girlfriend's meat purse?

by DrSmooth June 5, 2005

meat wagon

An Ambulance or Moble Intensive Care Unit

"All of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!" "Not now dammit!"
Truck Tire! ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I can't stopppp!!! ARGGG! ERRRR! ERRRR! ITS A CLIFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! OHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! HERE COMES THE MEAT WAGON! WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWW!!!! THE MEDIC GETS OUT AND SAYS "OHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!" The new guy's over on the corner pukin' his guts, MMMMMUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

by TONKADAN August 23, 2006

Meat Curtains

A woman's vagina lips.

Hey, bend over and spread your meat curtains so i can ride you bare-back from behind and spray my love all over your ass!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

meat canyon

A worn out vagina. Usually accompanied by a set of "meat curtains".

Tom: Did she have a nice pussy?
Bill: No she didn't it was more like a meat canyon. Kinda like sticking a hotdog in a hallway. She had the meat curtains and everything.

by Bryce L September 3, 2006