Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.
by Galderamos December 30, 2011
Get the In my Facebookmug. When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment
Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014
Get the Facebook Fappingmug. A girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .
Ben; Hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
Jim : wow shes hot !
Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow
NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
Jim : wow shes hot !
Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow
NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
by lucylionb February 7, 2012
Get the Facebook Liemug. When you write post thinking its something inspiring or trending. But instead it receives lots of backlash. Due to the backlash you post an apology expressing your regret hitting send and delete the post.
Did you read Gina’s post on Facebook?
Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.
Yeah, I did and it had Facebook Regret written all over it. She since apologized and deleted the post.
by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023
Get the Facebook Regretmug. A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.
Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.
by sea beagle January 2, 2011
Get the facebook kevorkianmug. A self-absorbed Facebook addict who feels the need to post every little detail of there life no matter how boring or unimportant to anyone else.
I am defriending Harriet , she's such a Facebook minutiaest, I don't need to know when she gets new pimple!
by Rhymingrealtor July 8, 2010
Get the Facebook minutiaestmug. by Chickenmama888 February 13, 2020
Get the Facebook Mommug.