Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌

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by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023

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Valley of the Tunes

Jack London, the famed adventure writer from the early 1900's, called the Sonoma Valley in California, his home towards the end of his life. He referred to the valley as the "Valley of the Moon". The clever twist on that phrase, Valley of the Tunes, refers to the vibrant live music scene here.

There is a ton of music this weekend here in the Valley of the Tunes!

by ElCommissioner May 1, 2022

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Delaware Valley University

A multidisciplinary university that certainly carries a college vibe with strong ties to its Agrarian foundations (AKA DelVal). To be an Aggie, represented by Caesar the Ram, is to enjoy a small campus community within a scenic campus flanked on the South and West by farmland. You are given a lot of freedom to experience this campus as a student that can change your outlook on many things you previously thought you understood well coming out of high school. The people you meet here are genuine and come with such variety that the worst thing you can do is keep to yourself too much here. Thinking of playing a sport? The Division 3 programs here are accepting to new-comers and each team creates a strong bond between its players that will last long after graduating. As a freshman, you're likely to live in lower-end dormitories with other underclassmen, however, utilize this fact to create friendships with all the other students in the same boat as you. The school has a solid commuter base, so campus may feel smaller on weekends, but that just means there's more room for you and your posse to make campus your world! Take many opportunities to be social, such as clubs, student government, campus events, and understand the resources available here because these 4 years fly by!

Person1: "I heard Delaware Valley University is all farmers and football players! Might not be my vibe."
Person 2: "Sure there are agriculture minded students and a fair amount of athletes, but the variety of the people I am meeting here point to an environment of great opportunity because of the welcoming nature and wide variety of students that have chosen to enjoy DelVal to the fullest."

by MartyMcWiseguy March 30, 2020

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Valley Girl

A term used to describe a girl who attends St. Mary’s Malankara Orthodox Church in Chatsworth. The designation does not require residency in the San Fernando Valley; it solely applies based on church affiliation.

Plural: Valley Girls

Person 1: "Yo, are you hanging out with Emily, Alana, and Rachel tomorrow?"
Person 2: "You mean the Valley Girls? Yup."

by Chef Josh December 2, 2024

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