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Twitter

A cesspool of shit where people get so offended by something so pointless that it becomes a problem for society.

If you use Twitter, here's a great tip for you that'll prevent you from being a piece of shit

Listen to Pink Guy's song titled "STFU"
When Kpop fans and other undesirable people realise Joji is Filthy Frank, they lose their dignity and they start spewing out things like "#canceljoji"

Twitter should be erased off the internet. It is ruining society and it is stopping human evolution.
by Lei Feng August 24, 2021
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TWITTER

An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.
Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER?
Then: You mean x.com
Me: I said what I said
by meteoridian June 26, 2024
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Twitter Stickers

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.
Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020
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twitter

a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled
I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.
by narigi421 October 29, 2022
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Twitter

Where god doesn’t exist and every word you say is a slur
Hey guys, have you been in Twitter?
Nah man, Twitter sucks ass
by Mrsymphony April 12, 2021
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Twitter

A literal Dumpster fire, the only good parts are when you say something educational or in a minor section that won’t throw a hissy fit over the first syllable of your sentence
Person 1: I have a Twitter profile
Person 2: Why are you signed in to the Dumpster fire that is Twitter.com
by Json1040 May 31, 2022
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Twitter

An extremely toxic platform. Arguing, controversy and more has come from twitter. A complete wasteland full of toxic people over-using the word "Ratio".
I argued on twitter!
by Meanings behind memes June 24, 2023
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