penis tits

-noun, interjection (slang)
1a. Exclamation of frustration.
-noun, object (slang)
2a. An object or event that provides supreme satisfaction.
-noun, object (slang)
3a. Nipples with a phallic shape, resembling miniature penises.

1a. "Penis tits! I forgot to send my rent check in."
2a. "I just won the lottery! That's the penis tits!"
3a. "When that girl took her shirt off, she had some serious penis tits."

by VeX Kresh December 10, 2008

Tit Dirt

A sweat stain on the front side of a t-shirt on the chest and stomach area that curiously resembles the head of Mickey Mouse.

Son - "Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse shirt you are wearing?"
Dad - "That's not Mickey Mouse, THATS JUST TIT DIRT!!"
----See Tourettes Guy (youtube)-----

by Peeyimp85 March 7, 2010

back tits

gargantuan amount of excess blubber on the back, giving the appearance that the person has a pair of jugs growing from the back. admired by some, despised by many.

i was dancing in the club and i caught a glimpse of back tits across the room and almost threw up.

by ssinnerstepss87 August 19, 2007

Bong tits

When an individual is so intoxicated that he can't differentiate between a bong and a woman, such that the bong appears to have breasts.

Baked individual: Wait, wait, wait. Who is she?

Less-baked individual: Oh shit, Dylan's hit the bong tits stage.

by ThisShitIsReal October 26, 2009

Fit Tits

Tits that are not too big, but are in perfect proportion to the fit girl that sports them. Bucking the trend of oversized or fake tits that make a girl look heavy with clothes on.

I met this hot chick at a bar last night.

Did she have big tits?

No, she had fit tits, they were awesome.

by Cub Fan Ass Man October 6, 2010

Glit-tit

A gurl or possibly a homosexual male, who feels the need to draw more attention to their bust by sprinkling magical sparkling dust (Glitter) on their exposed chest-ular region, thereby capturing the attention of everyone within a five mile radius. Glit-tits often wear extremely low-cut shirts, but get angry when people look at their chests.

guy: Did you see Glit-tit today??
other guy: How could I not? She yelled at me for staring at her chest, again.

by fiendstir August 19, 2009

tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.

Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!

by Ali-Pimp May 25, 2005