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Poon Price

Or "pussy price" or "pp"

The opportunity cost of acquiring "poontang"

Micro factors include:
- Distance of travel
- Circumference of poontang o 0 O
"She lives in Oslo bro, is the poon price worth it?! You could be chilling with us, and maybe even find some hot local singles in your area."
by Narcissus Flower August 27, 2015
mugGet the Poon Pricemug.

Poon Chute

An Oklahoman term for the urethra of a phallus.
Billy docked his peen in Todd’s poon chute.”
by SWERVOPTIMUS August 13, 2021
mugGet the Poon Chutemug.

Poon-waffle

wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle
hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle
by WhiteWashed June 22, 2011
mugGet the Poon-wafflemug.

too much poon gun

the TMP from CS...
dude the too much poon gun is a headshot machine...
by matches April 22, 2003
mugGet the too much poon gunmug.

poon mountain

by Poon Joyce Mountain April 24, 2023
mugGet the poon mountainmug.

Poon Scoon

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon
1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.
by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009
mugGet the Poon Scoonmug.

poon

a person who is just a fuckin “when” moment, they’re are still in the closet and mega simps. they’re also sometimes curkie’s
fuck me that poon annoys me
by iLOVErednecks April 7, 2020
mugGet the poonmug.

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