by h20polo1717 December 9, 2023

You're a crinkly loser! You're the reason my phone is getting taken away!!! ((Even though it's their own damn fault))
by Xmoistmemex September 5, 2016

A loser is someone who sucks at their sport, activity or hobby of choice. Generally, a loser will lose in the activity they are participating in. A loser is also someone lame or "uncool". In that sense, calling someone a loser would be saying they lost at life (because their life sucks).
"Katie couldn't find any toilet paper in her house. What a loser."
"Daniel was called a loser by his classmates because he wasn't very good at Pokemon"
"I can't finish this project in time. I'm just a loser."
"Daniel was called a loser by his classmates because he wasn't very good at Pokemon"
"I can't finish this project in time. I'm just a loser."
by HaunCoolGamer January 5, 2023

An abortion loser is somebody that is a push over, some sort of person with no brain whom cannot make the decisions for them self. An abortion loser cannot find one relative in the whole entire 50 states to help them care for one child? An abortion loser feeds the devil and gets rid of innocent bloooooooddddddddddddd
by Alex phoenix September 27, 2023

by YeetusFetusEatus December 16, 2018

A loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. If you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.
Loser #1: I couldn't find anyone to see 'Baby's Day Out' with me, so I just went to a loser matinée."
Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."
Loser #1: "Fag."
Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."
Loser #1: "Fag."
by NiceGuyJon May 5, 2010
