ghost score

noun. A number so high it boggles the mind.

Wes beat Dan at Madden 2004 by a GHOST SCORE.

by Alawishious May 3, 2004

Ghost of kyiv

The Ghost of Kyiv is the nickname given to an unconfirmed MiG-29 Fulcrum flying ace who is credited with shooting down six Russian planes in the Kyiv offensive on 24 February 2022. The Ghost of Kyiv is likely an urban legend and not a real flying ace, but their status was credited as a major morale boost for the Ukrainian population.

Ukrainian: Привид Києва
Romanized: Pryvyd Kyyeva

Did you hear how the Ghost of Kyiv took down 6+ Russian planes?

by Cheesetrap22 February 26, 2022

Goopy Ghost

When you ejaculate in a woman's eyes & by the time she's able wipe them clean and yell at you...you're gone.

I just wanted to get the hell out of there so I decided to pull a goopy ghost and leave.

by Positive Language Contributor May 30, 2017

All these ghosts

AND I STILL CAN’T FIND A BOO !!!

Guy 1) happy Halloween

Guy 2) all these ghosts and I still can’t find a boo

by Aabbcceedd January 31, 2020

fur ghost

When your girlfriend breaks up from you and find her hair around the house and jerk off to it.

He was so upset over his divorce that he starting jacking off to her fur ghost.

by McIronTwat March 9, 2017

Ghost Grip

A "Ghost Grip" is what happens when the hand grasps the penis so hard their knuckles turn white as a ghost. Can be experienced during either masturbation or while receiving a hand job.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I got a handy from Lauren last night."
Person 2: "Nice, how was it?"
Person 1: "A little painful, she got a ghost grip."

by hosttobuttangels July 26, 2017

Ghost Shit

Said to be the best shit known to mankind. It happens when you take one big shit, but, when you wipe, you find there is nothing to be wiped. However, when you look into the toilet, you realize the shit slid down the toilet hole making the shit invisible no matter what angle you rest your eyes.

Guy 1: And when I looked in the toilet, there was nothing...
Guy 2: Whoa, it sounds like you experienced a Ghost Shit.
Guy 1: A.. Ghost.. what?
Guy 2: A Ghost Shit is none other than the best shit known to mankind.
Guy 3: Yeah it only happens once in a green moon

by ProbleMaker JP April 25, 2020