Sweaty teddy

When screwing your girlfriend an she asks for stranglehold (choke her ) before she's ready to cum

Hey joe last nite as I was screwing my girl she begged for a SWEATY TEDDY so I choked that bitch as she was ready to cum !!

by Louis the pool guy June 9, 2013

teddy

The female version of the plies song "becky", the act of a person, going down on a woman.

"Stina, I got some fire ass teddy last night from Cathy"

"Angel Luis gives the best teddy!"

"I love a man who gives me teddy"

by Lil_Nugget October 21, 2009

teddieee

Cross dressing boy whore. Any man who enjoys dressing as a woman. A man who ingages in dressing as someone of the opposite sex.

Jon: 'So how was your date with Michelle?'
Craig: 'It was awful we started making out an then I found out she was a teddieee.'
Jon: 'OH SHIT! Dude that's hilarious!'

by Anonymous_222 August 10, 2006

teddygrahamspwn

The Greatest Xbox Live Player To Live. Most Likely Modern Day Gaming Prodigy. Also Has A Giant Schlong To Rape Mothers Of People This Great one Pwns. Can Be Used To refer to someone getting beaten horribly

Dude, I Just TeddyGrahamspwn man wtf lets gtfo this lobby
WOW YOUR MOM JUST GOT TEDDIED

by TeddyGrahamsPwn April 28, 2008

Swedish Teddybear

Another word for a Blow Job. Used to avoid saying blow job, to keep it a secret.

On its my birthday I'm going to ask my girlfriend for a Swedish Teddybear.

by sleepinghobo February 21, 2011

Vermont teddy bear

A very expensive and classic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.

A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.

by Clyde22 September 16, 2008

Tedious

1) The act of reading philosophical works such as those assigned to be read in classical mythology classes.
2) the act of translating the baffling philosopher speak into actual words that can be comprehended by normal people
3) the act of writing 1500 word essays based on such works with little or no understanding of the texts to speak of

"Who the hell reads "De Vita Mosis"? that shit is TEDIOUS"
"-omg i have an exam at 7pm tomorrow on a bunch of texts i haven't read.
-i know eh, i haven't read them either
-so tedious
-agreed"

by MikeDalhousie April 26, 2008