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Liming Tax

n. The fine you receive as a result of being caught liming.

See also: Lime
"He finally got busted downloading free music. Got a 50-grand Liming Tax."
by eXDax November 2, 2007
mugGet the Liming Taxmug.

Taxes

Doing it with your spouse while your family member is watching/ wants to play
Hey stop found your taxes in front of me it's getting ridiculous
by Bowjwhabahwnehs July 30, 2016
mugGet the Taxesmug.

Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.
Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to
by MissingJrn April 17, 2024
mugGet the Girlfriend taxmug.

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.
Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.
by oudaday August 15, 2016
mugGet the tax havenmug.

Incubator Tax

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.
Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.
by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023
mugGet the Incubator Taxmug.

Fanum Tax

The “Tax” referencing the amount a single fan pays to an OnlyFans model. Fanum being the singular of Fans similar to Medium being the singular of Media.
Man, John’s getting Fanum Taxed by yo girl
by Youmou January 7, 2024
mugGet the Fanum Taxmug.

Tax hell nod

Turn your head slightly left. Nod quick.
Tax hell nod
by Verbaljewely May 2, 2021
mugGet the Tax hell nodmug.

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