turtle savvy 

A female with the ability to make any penis erect, especially homosexual males.

Man, that chick is turtle savvy..... You gotta try her ....

turtle savvy by Savviest turtle around August 31, 2023

turtle hurdle 

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).

I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.

turtle hurdle by JayAddy September 25, 2023

turtle soup party 

When a bunch of boys get circumcised and they make soup.

My tabernacle is throwing a turtle soup party because lots of the boys are turning 13. Oy very.

turtle soup party by Thumb boble October 14, 2023

turtle pipe 

A playful and somewhat cheeky slang term used to refer to the anus or butthole.

When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.

turtle pipe by sky10202 October 15, 2023

turtle poker 

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair

Mom help I got a turtle poker

turtle poker by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023

turtle bird 

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

turtle bird by anonymous November 22, 2023

Turtle-Necking 

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

Turtle-Necking by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023