Scarfing

When you penetrate your sink hole with a thin spounge for pleasure. Typically done on Sundays.

"Hey dude, r u comin to church Sunday"

"Nah I feel like scarfing whilst my parents are out"

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 25, 2017

Snarf

One who goes around sniffing women's bicycle seats right after they get done riding them.

That chick was so hot; after the bike race I just had to Snarf that seat.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo September 16, 2018

smarfy

When you don't hang a drying towel or rag up after using it to clean or dry with. If you leave it balled-up or in a heap on the countertop, it becomes smarfy (the smell that emanates from a damp rag or towel when you don't allow enough air to hit it to dry properly).

Please hang the hand towel up (to air out), or it will become smarfy.

by Editor-woman May 9, 2020

Snarfboarding

A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.

Hey dumbass! You really suck at snarfboarding, you should go eat poop!

by OfficialShoppingCart October 4, 2020

naughty scarface

the act of ejaculating on any part of your partners body then snorting a line of your own semen right off your partner

damn...my nose hurts from last night after i gave my girl a naughty scarface.

by yohanguest June 16, 2012

Sausage Scarf

A meaty garment worn around the neck.

Hey bro, nice sausage scarf, where can I get one for myself?

by anonononononymouse June 6, 2016

Poop Scarf

A scarf you wear while pooping to keep you warm in the winter

Aw man, I forgot to bring my poop scarf to the bathroom and I was shivering on the toilet.

by pissssssssssssssssss December 14, 2020