Social Phobia

A highly debilitating mental disease in which the sufferer has an irrational fear of social situations. This may manifest itself as excessive sweating, trembling, a shaky and/or inaudibly quiet voice, facial blushing, or basically anything else that you wouldn't want to happen. This could be brought on by specific situations, such as giving a speach, or, for those of us that are extremely unlucky, anytime someone so much as glances in our general direction. While talking to a social phobic, he/she probably won't make eye contact and might talk very quietly. He or she is NOT a freak, as much as you might want to call them one.

Social Phobia is not to be confused with shyness. Shyness is an emotion that all people experience, SP is a disease for a select few.

Emotions = good
Diseases = bad

by allknowingsquid October 23, 2008

social tool

-Someone who practices making retarded and irrelevant comments in a social environment.
-Causes: A lack of engagement in a social situations throughout early childhood.
-Symptoms include: social isolation, constant clownage by peers left and random people that appreciate what a social tool really is.
-Treatment/Recovery: very few people have overcome this mental disorder but a temporary solution may be obtained by moving to another city or preferably another country.

Demijan Savija is an enormous social tool!!!

by genetic freak March 26, 2009

social security sex

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on

"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"

by pink champagne July 28, 2010

Anti Social Social Club

a club that you want to be apart of if you're not then don't talk about it just join.

me: no one hangs out with me...
someone: hey do you want to hang out!
me: no thx. i have an anti social social club meeting.

me: why am i so un-popular
me: oh ya because i hate everyone.

by exohduz June 22, 2017

social x-ray

Very thin/anorexic female socialite, From Tom Wolfe's Bonfire of the Vanities

Social x-rays embody the notion that "you can't be too rich or too thin"

by Giselle Gardonyi March 16, 2004

Socially Inept

Unable to judge and improvise interactions with other people in a acceptable or 'normal' manner. By a mix of being too keen or plain ignorant the socially inept seem to live in their own world exempt from who they're talking to.

Josie : *Winks flirtingly*
Ben : Oh do you have something in your eye? Want me to go get you some eye drops?
Josie : You are so socially inept *walks off*

by orta therox March 26, 2008

social sleeping

To fall asleep, usually without warning in a social situation.

spicer really needs to cut down on his social sleeping

by mr low grade August 23, 2007