rock in a sock

a women's brest that have started to sag. With the majority of the weight at the bottom it looks like a rock in a sock.

That man she's so old her boobs are rock in a sock.

by Spadesx May 05, 2006

cock-sock

A cock-sock is a long athletic sock that a guy wears to keep his dick warm and his balls from receding when there's an Arctic Clipper like we sometimes get here at the Academy to keep his weenie warm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought me a heated cock-sock for Christmas!

by USAF Cadet January 28, 2021

tube socks

Old, skinny, hanging breasts.

Granny's tube socks have seen better years.

by slimon simon March 18, 2006

Pet Sock

1. A foot sock that is used in place of a napkins during male masturbation. 2. Used to catch the male climax.

I hope my mom doesn't find my Pet Sock! That thing is hard as a rock!

by the2ndflood September 22, 2007

Fold The Socks

recieve anal sex while pressing your vagina against the corner of the dryer while it is running.

I don't think she will wanna move it up to the bedroom ever since I showed her how to "fold the socks".

by Big Head K January 21, 2010

monkey socks

Socks that have huge holes in the front so that the front of your feet look like monkey feet.

Guy #1: Why do your socks have huge holes in the front?

Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.

by JDubz526 February 07, 2011

sock jockey

someone who blows his load off in a sock

little johny is a vergin so he bats of in a sock to help there fore he is a sock jockey

by Matt .T .P February 18, 2008