Boston snack

A very small penis

“His penis was barely a mouthful, just a Boston snack”

by mockish March 16, 2024

Protecting the snacks

When an obese woman or friend of an attractive girl habitually or rudely cock blocks guys from meeting or introducing themselves to the eligible woman.

That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.

by Stone Cold FeeFee August 4, 2025

Snack

Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster is looking fine. He’s a snack 👅👅

by FriendlyCarGuy June 6, 2018

le snack

the act of licking a girl out

yeah she totally got le snacked yesterday you can tell

by mizzdog June 28, 2012

Wakey Snack

Waking someone up by "eating" their genitals and/or anus.

My girlfriend wouldn't get up, so I gave her a wakey snack. Now the dishes are done.

by Ajent Oranje June 10, 2018

Snack Heaux

A person who is the keeper and distributor of snacks of all kinds. This person does not get paid for this and is usually bullied by a child into distributing said snacks.

Now that I have become a mother, I am their snack heaux.

by Tink81 October 12, 2025

Rib-snacks

When something makes you laugh heartily, to the point where you feel a strain on your ribs due to the abdominal muscles constricting.

Person A: Did you hear Joe rip that massive fart during his speech today? It sounded like he shat himself!
Person B: Hell yeah, that shit was rib-snacks!

by Humbleone47 May 4, 2015