Salty shaft

When you fuck a pussy, don't take a shower, but then you fuck your main girl and she suck and taste that salt.

Definition: A verb or noun used to describe a sexy situation.

Me: Dude you know Julia?
Friend: Yeah?
Me: I fucking salty shafted that bitch.
Friend: I don't fucking believe you.
Me: *shows sexts of pussy fucking then sucking*
Both: *High five*

by Defkid123123 January 24, 2018

Salty Susan

Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.

Salty Susan is so fukin gay she’s basically a unicorn.

by Salty Susan February 3, 2018

Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is a naan bread with so much salt it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other uses of the phrase Salty Naan is and insult.

“Stop throwing that SALTY NAAN at me”

“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”

by SaltyNaanMemeLord37 July 2, 2018

Salty Springs Strat

There are many strategies used in the popular battle royale game Fortnite. One of the most popular and most fun inducing is the salty springs Strat. This strategy will entitle your squad to get the fattest of dubs and the most fun times. The way that this strategy is conducted is you and your team head to the blue house and the popular location in Fortnite, salty springs. Here you will then place pyramids along the floor and edit them in any which way you please this will give you cover in more area for you to shoot your enemies then wait for your enemies to come down and give you some free loot while you go and get that bread.

Yeet the salty springs Strat bois.

by Avry boy November 17, 2018

Silky Minded

a state of mind, whereas to oppose complaints with gratitude and extend love, amidst hate.

With so much political mayhem and turmoil in the world today, I choose to be Silky Minded.

by Verbal Razor December 21, 2018

Salty Oreo

The sex act were you cum on a cookie and proceed to hide the cum by placing another cookie over it, it is most common for Oreos, it’s also common to cum in dough as a chef to add an extra salty taste,

shaq: “Did you hear about the chef who came inside the dough?
Luke: Bro... no wonder it was extra salty!
Shaq: It’s the salty Oreo!”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

silky sock

1. The act of ejaculating inside a sock. Added bonus points for using a waterproof spray on the inside of the sock to aid cleaning.

2. A game of similar ilk to “Soggy Biscuit”. A group of men will masturbate in a timed race against each other. The loser being the last one to climax into a single designated sock then has to wear the sock for 24 hours.

“It’s Stuart’s stag do, let’s have a game of silky sock!”

by Silky Reg September 20, 2020