Selfie

The worlds most stupidest song and dumbest word know to mankind. Usually heard by white girls walking down the hall of school.

Do you have a ciggarette I really need one? But first let me take a selfie!

by Motherfucker123 May 12, 2014

Selfie

Most commonly, Selfie describes a digital photograph taken by a person of themselves, which will then be uploaded to a social media site such as Facebook.

Alternatively, from the perspective of a male adult, Selfie may be used to refer to the act of masturbation.

Female usage: "Oh my god Jake, the selfie that I uploaded to Facebook this morning has already received 57 likes. I told you I should try modeling."

Male usage: "I had a selfie before school this morning, and then another between school and work. I can hardly walk."

by SucioSanchez June 24, 2014

employee self appraisal

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.

Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.

by olavahc November 22, 2010

note to self

"I must remind myself"

Note to self, as in "Note to self, remember never to proposition women in bars who have with tattoos AND piercings AND crew cuts. "

by Luigi July 9, 2004

Selfie

A picture you've taken of yourself which reveals how gay you actually look. Generally uploaded to facebook and later photoshopped by your friends.

Jimbob: "I'm gonna take a selfie and post it to facebook because I have swag!"

*looks on facebook and realizes that she isn't as hot as she thought she was*

by PotatoNinja April 30, 2014

Selfie Queen

A guy who takes a feminine amount of selfies, often an insult.

Guy 1: "Aidan is overthrowing Alister as Selfie Queen!"
Guy 2: "Dude, we need to get him away from Snapchat!"

by idowatiwant02thuglyf12vie August 7, 2014

self

Mankind's biggest illusion.

I believe I exist because there is a me,but what is me? who am I? what is this self? that I've known for so long that consists of my name,family,likes,dislikes,attributes,personality,desires,wishes etc ah yes i see! it is just a creation of the powerful mind. Signals from the mind to body and everything self do not depend on a me. Nothing does. The mind is beautiful,but a dangerous and misleading thing. Thank you brain, but I see the light now! it's so clear, holy crap "I" can't believe "I've" been fooled for so long. Everything is a concept. Now I am free from pure illusion, no more victim to give guilt,sadness,fear etc too. No more person to experience life's pain. There is no self.

by Insighther May 27, 2017