flying sausage

When you are having sex and you feel like trying something extreme... fuck your woman a few times, and when you get a boner, get out of position and take a few steps back.

Aim your dick towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your dick in her pussy!

Thus your dick flying... is the flying sausage.

"Want to do the flying sausage?" says the man

"WOOHOO!" says the lady.

by Raptor45 May 19, 2006

Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

Sausage Bar

The act of a man putting his penis into a sleeping girls mouth

Damn dude, I just ran a sausage bar on Suzie

by BlackSalami69XXX November 4, 2016

Cold Sausage

when a guy is not with the actions/ with the shit

Amy: "Yo Tyler you wanna come over and drink beer?"
Tyler: "Nah I gotta go home and do my homework."
Amy: "Man he's a cold sausage."

by Congregation September 27, 2017

Naughty sausage

A cigarette, you dirty-minded scum.

Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.

by Coldiohead July 8, 2021

sausage wound

female genitalia. similar to axe wound.

my huge sausage just made her original sausage wound a whole lot bigger.

by jujyfggolhhip August 24, 2008

Soggy Sausage

A very limp and flaccid dick. Usually longer than an average penis.

Jimmy: So how was sex with Austin last night?
Maddison: It was pretty good, he had a Soggy Sausage at first, but he got it up.

by TheCalico December 2, 2014