Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)
by Mr-big-nobb November 14, 2018
Get the Metal Santamug. Fat ass motherfucker who cant even fit in the chimney. he has fucking elves as slaves and hates his wife ms. claus,
by Stampertje1708 March 15, 2024
Get the Santamug. When you use your penis to tug out a girls tampon then have sex while the blood stained tampon paints your nut sack red.
Oi, I pulled her tampon out with my dick and then had sex, afterwards my ball sack was red like a"Santa sack".
by Crusher042 March 15, 2025
Get the Santa Sackmug. A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.
by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022
Get the Santa Clausmug. The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"
by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. Santa is a stalker that eats children once a year. He only watches when you’re unconscious, and uses the facade of presents to keep doing what he’s doing. His whole lineage does this, the real Santa was shot a long time ago by someone on the right side of history
by jesuis christ August 6, 2020
Get the Santamug. 