noodle salad

When a group a guys put their flaccid dicks in someones mouth.

I know a girl from Atlanta that makes the best noodle salad.

by Ronnie Blaze March 13, 2016

Crab Salad

A date.

Hey, man. I went for a Crab Salad with that smokin' blonde last night.

by TipToeBurglar April 6, 2014

pasta salad

a term of endearment for people you like to fuck around with

Person 1: I’m sorry
Person 2: No apologies, pasta salad.

by nero hsub December 5, 2018

Seizure salad

Smoking a bowl with tobacco and ganja mixed

Kyle got sent by the seizure salad I loaded for him

by Never Bender May 4, 2020

Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

salad smelling

the smelling of the anus.

"why don't you just smell my salad bro?"

"There was some serious salad smelling last night, it was awkward."

by kyjelly aka sexgoo November 22, 2010

Dolphin Salad

When a dolphin is captured and turned into tuna, and made into a salad, aka a 100% Dolphin tuna salad.

Omg this Dolphin Salad tastes great with ranch!

by Dolphinsalad December 7, 2014