SaltyCracker

SaltyCracker is a youtuber who creates quite possibly the best online content to ever grace the interzones.

Giving social commentary to news events and often pointing out Liberal hypocrisy, he has garnered a large following. Affectionately referred to as 'The Salty Army', they're known for their diet of pure testosterone and raw steak.

Although his commentary tends toward having a Conservative leaning, he has a Mexican wife, so is immune to criticism or claims of dat bees rayciss.

Salty's nemesis is anti-second ammendment advocate pillow-hater David Hogg, AKA Soynic the SmegHogg, whose DNA is 80% pure AIDS.

David Hogg: He's uploaded to Odysee again...
Bubbles Seaman aka Terry Minces: I know petal, I know. Let's put some tendies on and open the cry closet, you can use your noodle arms to hit your SaltyCracker Mike Lindell pillow

by TheSaltergeist May 16, 2021

Safety McSafe

The safest breh in the universe. Also used as an expression of safeness.

as safe as Safety McSafe!

We're going to Reading? Safety McSafe!

by Safety McSafe May 28, 2007

salty

Used to describe one who is mean and angry for no good, or no reason at all.

He was hella salty after he was picked last for kickball.

by birkle May 31, 2006

Salty

Hot, amazing, very attractive.

Guy: Hey
Girl: Hi
Guy: Your salty
Girl: Lets fuck

by Phillp 11 October 26, 2009

Salty

To be upset or angry, usually when one is put on the spot as talking out of their ass, or caught in a lie, a classic example would be someone who talked a lot of trash before a sports game and then gets beaten soundly and is pissed about it.

Brad bragged to Jim he could beat anyone in basketball, and talked trash for days. Jim challenged Brad and beat him 10-1, at which point Brad stormed off, salty.

by Hanyo April 7, 2011

Safety third

Mike Rowe of dirty jobs came up with the concept. TO have personal safety on your mind and not the companies line about safety first.

Hey Mike, safety third remember I ma here to make you money not keep you safe.

by GeorgiePorgie47 August 26, 2013

Salty

The act of overreacting to one's friends when they are just joking around.

Guy 1 - "Man, Quinn sure is salty today!"

Guy 2 - "Yeah he is! He could turn a freshwater lake into the dead sea!"

Guy 1 - "Yeah, he totally could."

by InfantSoup December 10, 2014