Relationship Valet

A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues

“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”

by NuclearBeast September 1, 2021

Relationship amnesia

When your S.O. Forgets how to do common things like booty calls, favorite sex positions, etc.

My gf didn’t know her favorite sex position anymore guess she developed relationship amnesia.

by Griswaldbattlehammer September 10, 2021

relationship saver

The type of person to save your relationship or someone else's

Thank you bro your such a relationship saver

by big robo dog September 15, 2021

Relationship

Jhedrick

I want to long relationship

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.

Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

by just like honey November 21, 2021

Relationship

Something you will never get

You don’t have a relationship

by Expresso depr3sso December 3, 2021

Relationship

Something I will never be in.

I’m a loner and will never have a relationship

by Timmy Timmy January 5, 2022