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abominable retard

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.
Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.
by Homeless Guy's pants May 4, 2018
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reality retard

Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.
My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.
by jsd9632 March 7, 2012
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retarded donkeyy

Retarded donkeyy is a gay person named Khaled who looks like a retarded donkey
Did you see the retarded donkeyy?
I saw him taking Badrs phone earlier
by Big booty badr March 8, 2020
mugGet the retarded donkeyymug.

retard yankee

An american that can’t differentiate you and you’re, probably has never taken his shoes off since mama bought him his first pairs of vans.
Me: Retard yankee!
American: Your retard!
by gulugu February 2, 2020
mugGet the retard yankeemug.

Retarded in Sweden

What causes Mama CANADA
MAMA CANADA! IT'S WHEN I'M RETARDED IN SWEDEN!!
by YUNG YEETER April 27, 2020
mugGet the Retarded in Swedenmug.

Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.
Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?
by ponytrekker February 8, 2021
mugGet the Legit Retardedmug.

retard shit

This term should instead be referred to a moment rather than a person, place, or thing. perhaps when trying to make something function when without any given instruction, the party with subject manner at hand has severe difficulty completing the task because they didn't lookup how to or proper instructions were lost/destroyed - they try to tinker with their creativity skills and end up taking forever complete the task.
* also this may best relate to a 'tweaker moment', - when something isn't quite right with trying operating something with no credential or training/ backround experience therefore this DIY approach was taken way out of proportion and may take the individual forever to complete, because they don't know wtf they're doing, long story short. Something as frustrating as this sounds is what i call "retard shit" from trying to function without important parts or tools to get something to work.
example: "I don't have the patients for this 'retard shit' - trying to go out of my way to do this will make me be late for school! Find someone else to help you bruh! I give up."

scenerio: when trying to fix a spray bottle that is not spraying contents, when no instructions came equipped with the merchandise (spray nozzle and bottle) - yet, there may be a tube and little plastic components that are also fixxed with the nozzle part, that might need to lock in or be fixiated a certain way to make function properly.
by niteridet December 3, 2019
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