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Pitchfork

An adjective used to describe something that is exeptionally trendy or rad. This comes from the indie rock online magazine pitchforkmedia.com, and originally referred to something that was very indie. However, it has come to be referrable to anything, indie rock or not. (esp. used in the Bay Area)
BECKY: wow, this band is pretty pitchfork

ALANA: you're pretty pitchfork too, becky
by alana is pitchfork February 18, 2009
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cabbage patch

a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.
Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.
by Sysco August 3, 2006
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Patched

To be raped by a girl known in many circles as "The Patch"
Harris "Dude! who did you take home last night?"

Billy "I got patched"
by Henry Ferrari January 16, 2009
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Patchy

A name for a bi-sexual male who tries to hang out with straight guys and is typically defined as being an annoyance or burden. The patchy represents the patch between the butt and vagina, representing the unsureness of the Patchy's preference in a guy's (butthole) or girl's (pussie).
Dammit, that Nick kid is trying to come over. That fucking guy was caught blowing a dude in the bathroom. Why does that asshole think we want a gay hanging out with our group of guy friends? He's such a patchy.
by Guckfumby November 1, 2011
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Patchatch

A hairy bit of womanhood, otherwise known as a VAGINA.
Some of them are smelly, like clams and fish and such, but some smell like a summer's eve, cuz they've been douched too much
"I think Jared gave me crabs...My patchatch is really itchy..."
by KendyllandCamille! April 24, 2005
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pitchkicking

the random spontaneous act/game to chase mates down(as random people would make it illegal, otherwise that would be called "knickedkicking" as being nicked by the police is what wil happen after this) being and kick them while poking them with pitchforks.
"grab ya torche and pitchforks!" lets go pitchkicking it'll be fun,
by mike blown January 16, 2008
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Pitch a Cabin

Much like pitching a tent, however pictching a cabin is instead using your penis to hold a hardcover book open, thereby creating a cabin.
Guy 1: I pitched a huge tent last night
Guy 2: Pitch a Cabin
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: its way more manly.

Pitch a tent
by Ryboy August 17, 2012
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