phone n bone

Another word for booty call. Casual sex facilitated by telecommunication.

"I wouldn't say Pablo and I are seeing each other, he's just a phone n bone."

"I'm drunk and horny... who can I phone n bone?"

by Dawso35 May 25, 2008

bro phone sex

The act of talking on the phone with your bro instead of spending time with your girlfriend or wife. Very annoying to any female. Conversations occur daily and can last for hours and hours.

Dude, Sean and Chris have been on the phone all day, the must be having bro phone sex!

by kaptain-awesome June 21, 2011

LG phone

The person below is an absolute idiot and doesn't know what they're talking about. LG produced some of the best Android phones and were hella underrated. They never settled for mediocrity, their phones always included the best and latest tech. They were the first ones to up the display resolution on smartphones from Full HD (1080p) to Quad HD (1440p). They had some of the best cameras on a smartphone. They still kept the headphone jack despite Apple and other companies removing them. They were also generally innovative and tried out new ideas, unlike Apple.

And if you still must insist that LG phones are shit, well then good news for you because they officially stopped making smartphones in April 2021.

RIP LG phones 2009-2021, the world hardly even knew or appreciated ya.

Wee Todd: LG phones are shit.
Me: How so?
Wee Todd: Their emojis look ugly
Me: ....that's it? That's your reason? You're a special kind of stupid aren't you.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

The Chameleon Phone

The Coolest Phone in the entire history of existance, the chameleon phone is a phone which, when rung, starts singing 'Karma Chameleon' by culture club, accompanied by a bug on a harmonica. Briefly featured on a BT advert and, due to popular demand went on sale at the Gadget Shop.

'dude, i just bought that Chameleon Phone of the tv for like, £120'

by Bodmin Zer0 November 16, 2003

Gayla's Cell Phone

A mystical object which has never been seen by human eyes. It has been said that this phone exists
1. a legendary object, which has never been seen by human eyes, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, that is rumored to be kept at her house stuffed in a drawer, which is naturally the most normal place for a cell phone to be.
2. stories or matter of this kind: realm of myth.
3. any invented story, idea, or concept.
4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person: I had read about the Lady Of The Lake in Arthurian mythology in high school, and she's got nothing on Gayla's Cell Phone
5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.

Hey let's call Gayla on her cell phone! Oh wait, Gayla's Cell Phone is at home in her drawer, where it retains maximum usefulness.

by richurd September 23, 2008

rip you open like a phonebook

the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed

see also: pop you open like a clam

"Hey Susan, come here so I rip you open like a phone book and we can start a family."

by Tom Jones 2 August 17, 2005

Dick Phone

While the female is giving oral sex she is talking with friends on her cell phone at the same time.

Wow i am glad my girl does not dick phone me!

by Pussy Monsta June 13, 2010