Dumb-phone

What you call your phone when it's being a retard

"Aw stupid mc dumb-phone"

by Mali656 November 30, 2017

phone-house

To end a phone call by slamming it violently on the ground. The motion resembles how an NFL player spikes the football on the ground after scoring a touchdown. This action usually destroys the phone completely which is why it is such a rare and exciting event. Most likely derived from the football slang term pick-house.

"I knew Steve was completely wasted when he took his phone-house in the middle of the bar."

"I was so pissed when I found out she slept with Jake, that I took my phone-house."

by michfoot83 January 7, 2011

phone pog

When you and your friends stack your phones on top of each other, then take the heavier of the phones and smash it atop the others. This is revered to "phone pog", much like the normal version of pog, only super awesome and cool.

If you're bored, why don't you all stack your phones up and play a game of phone pog?

by Ageofchronic January 12, 2017

slave phone

Cheap smart phone with little storage-space (2 gigabytes or less), a screen that becomes invisible outdoors, and usually ends up on sale when it becomes discontinued due to all the bad reviews. Bought by cheapskates and the disenfranchised urban poor as an only alternative to owning a smartphone.

"Hey, looks like you got a new smart phone!"
"Yeah, I got so disgusted with that cheap slave phone that I smashed it on the ground and bought this iPhone!"

by panicoasis December 24, 2014

is that your phone?

When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.

"is that your phone?"
"no I just have a boner rn"

by Alrxi November 2, 2021

Phone Defense

To pull out your phone and aimlessly go through contacts, etc., when faced with passing strangers, as to not look like a friendless loser.

Relevant in the narcissistic, shallow age of status and plasticity, where people can't be alone or introverted without an excuse to appeal to socialites.

"I went to this show alone, and in between sets when other people were talking I used my phone defense."

by help. September 2, 2014

Phone Herpes

Phone Herpes iswhen your phonejust turns off. The reason it is called phone herpes is because it spreads, once your friend's phone has it, its a matter of time before you have it.

F***ing Phone Herpes, I have to turn it on again!

by useacondomwhenitcomestophonese November 13, 2009