Paper Technician

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.

Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.

by Deimosian May 4, 2019

Paper Town

Grand Forks, ND

“Grand Forks is such a paper town”

by laurenco July 20, 2019

Paper back pain

When you tear so many papers apart that it starts to affect you back

I’ve been ripping apart so many papers that my back and arm are killing me who needs the gym when you got that am I right paper back pain!!!

by Tranny Sammy March 25, 2019

Paper boss

A desk sitting pencil pusher who makes decisions on paper that affect real people's lives.

The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.

by $#!+ #€@d August 23, 2019

paper cups

Corporate trickery akin to a magician's cup and ball game. The actions of corporate to disguise and manipulate financial records, and limit liability.

The CFO spent their day playing with paper cups.

by Buffalafagus August 26, 2019

pampers

A loose blunt. A blunt that isn't tightly rolled and weed isn't held together.

"That bitch dont know how to roll. She was rolling pampers.

by lulbadbitxh October 13, 2019

Pape

Person who will be very loyal to you if you're a good person, but won't even notice you if you are a bad one.

Person 1: There goes Pape, going to school.
Person 2: Yep, hoepfully he doesn't work a McDonalds.

by Gooigi November 18, 2019