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reading the news

Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news
by A term for masturbation October 10, 2015
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New Urbanism

The art of observing a person, place, or thing and concluding it would be better off as a six-storey mixed-use development.
Why would you just build a fire station there when you could but a nice mixed-use development overtop of it? What could go wrong? "-New Urbanism"
by PeptoBismol1 August 16, 2021
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making the news

Something worthy (or not worthy) to be talked about and/or repeated.
My date on Friday night with Richard is definetly making the news.

I can't believe she was telling me about what kind of shoes her boyfriend got; that shouldn't even be making the news.
by cfuptown August 8, 2005
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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News echo

A person who feels the need to share breaking news on social media, oblivious to the fact that we’re already on social media and have our own news feeds.
Marcia is a consistent news echo, she must not have worked out that we already know about her posts of redundancy.
by Useyournoggin November 3, 2019
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News Feeding

Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.
Suremeo: Hey Zero, I just robbed a bank

Zero: I don't care.. Stop News Feeding
by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018
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news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013
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