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Fubar News

A community Facebook page in North East Scotland. This page gives local news in Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire. The information is submitted by people. Road Traffic Accidents, groups of kids hanging about etc.. Because of this the posts may be inaccurate or may not have actually happened. The page is also an outlet for people to show their own horrible views in the comments.
Mel : OMG theres people in a van going around Aberdeen stealing dogs.
Ewan: Theres nothing on the Police Scotland facebook page and no one has commented that their dog has been stolen.
Mel : But it's true it's on Fubar News.
by AberdeenButtery May 3, 2021
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new soup

an abreviation of "new super mario bros". used because the serie's name is WAY too damn long.
may also be referring to a new type of soup that was invented recently.
1) hey dude, wanna play new soup ds? ; sure, why not.
2) i have made a new soup!
by BittoFromDrawa January 10, 2020
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Booze news

Finding out the day after what on earth happened during the heavy drinking of the night before and from which the individual is now suffering from booze derived amnesia
Example: the first text message of the day: “oh no!! Did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news!”
by thewordfarmer January 22, 2018
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new slaver

the new breed of 'plantation owner' and/or business'person' who takes full advantage of those with 'lesser' social status and education in order to keep their business maximizing profits!!

one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
that business won't pay a decent living wage, practically expecting employees to PAY THEM to work there!! (response:) yeah, i know all about it!! i'm super-tired of these new slavers!!

john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.

jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
by michael foolsley September 14, 2013
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New Lenox

Corn. Corn as far as the eye can fucking see. That and wiggers.
Hey, guy. You ever been to New Lenox? No? Don't. Literally fucking corn hell.
by NewLenoxResident May 16, 2019
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Newport News

The largest city on the Calidiora Peninsula in Eastern Virginia, USA.
Newport News is home to many Koudeilandic Americans.
by Îgleziyahs Gaybrielle March 27, 2023
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New Addington

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!
“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip
“But there’s kfc”
by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021
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