Brown Muffin

Some who eats the shit out of your asshole while it is hanging out such as a turtle head.

Man your breath smells like shit did you get a brown muffin.

by rich dog aka dick April 19, 2011

muffin club

A group of young women

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

Throwing Muffins

To throw a fist, at a very reduced rate, at an enemies face; making contact.. without the enemy realizing it. Also called, a Rigby.

Did you see that fight yesterday? "Yes, what a pussy, he was really throwing muffins"

by Andrew Rich December 05, 2006

space muffin

A derogatory term used to define a very liberal (socialist) member of the Democratic party.

That space muffin Obama is ruining our country!

by 10 Gauge April 28, 2010

The Muffin Game

Where a group of guys get in a circle jerk and try to nut on a muffin last guy to finish has to eat the muffin

Dude u wanna play the muffin game? Sure what kinda muffins you got?

by Max-well December 17, 2009

Muffin-Stopper

Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.

Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?

Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.

by Shock N Awe Special October 23, 2008

muffin code

Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!

Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"

by Captain_Crunch February 04, 2005