Monster Dook

A massive pile of phecies intentionally created in a public toilet by six or more individuals by using the toilet in succession of one another.
"That was the best monster dook we've ever made, it rose from the water like a muddy mountain."
by psychobiological April 18, 2010
mugGet the Monster Dookmug.

Monster frisbee

The term monster frisbee is what you would say to some one when they have done the most horrible thing ever. Like if they called you fat or numb you could just say you monster frisbee. What it means is the meaning to be a frisbee but you are a monster so you are a monster frisbee
You called me fat you monster frisbee. You team killed me you monster frisbee
by Monstermatt June 23, 2018
mugGet the Monster frisbeemug.

Swamp Monster

A person who likes sweaty, musty, crotch on a person they are having sex with.
Don't shower before your date tonight, Mike is a swamp monster.
by Dave720 May 13, 2016
mugGet the Swamp Monstermug.

Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.
I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.
by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011
mugGet the Cookie Monsteredmug.

Vag Monster

A girl when she is on her period.
Jenn is being such a vag monster today!
by AF06 November 29, 2005
mugGet the Vag Monstermug.

cron monster

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.
My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.
by Jordan January 11, 2004
mugGet the cron monstermug.

drawing a monster

The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop.
I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!
by Ben Franklin December 25, 2005
mugGet the drawing a monstermug.

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