mexican sattelite

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.

Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.

by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007

Mexican limousine

N. A pickup truck over a decade old with a large group of people in the cargo bed and only one person in the cab.

Eighteen people were brought in a Mexican limousine across the border

by The Reverend April 30, 2006

overrated mexican

Qwinton Davenport

Qwinton Davenport is an overrated Mexican.

by cjsavage56 January 30, 2018

Mexican rimjob

Licking the rim of a salted margarita glass. A person licks around the entire rim before drinking the margarita because the salt enhances the flavor of the sweet margarita. margarita, salt, salty, alcohol, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, margarita glass, happy hour, bar, liquor

The best part of happy hour on Friday is licking the rim of a margarita glass and then taking a big sip, knowing that it's party time. That's a Mexican rimjob, buddy!

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2016

Mexican waterslide

Buttsex

I rode the Mexican waterslide this weekend

by Feecha September 12, 2018

mexican drumstick

When you are fucking a girl with super hot salsa covering the male genitals, most often seen with a side of tortilla chips.

"Yo man have you and a girl ever done a Mexican drumstick?"

by DaddyD January 30, 2015

Mexican Diabetes

Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.

Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"

by GoonBoom March 11, 2017