Lean green meme machine 

A person of any of the 500 genders or species, that make dank memes for not only entertainment but as a religion.

Steve: yo that lit, 420, 360 notescope, here comes dat boi.
Me: wow steve, your one heck of a lean green meme machine.
Steve: ( Dead serious) Im more dead inside the xx.
Me: we dont speak of x, rip x in the chat.(cries)
(sene fades to Black)

Lean green meme machine by TheOnly1of1 October 29, 2018

sex machine 

Any boy on a good day; Aka Sy-kun

My mom told me Justin was a sex machine; was she ever right!

sex machine by XakaiXameX December 30, 2006

The Machine 

Some one with more power then you, more money, or just better then you.

Fight the machine!!

Break away from the machine

The Machine by [e-mail] December 26, 2004

fax machine 

A kid in class who hears others silently say an answer to a question, and they say it louder so that the teacher hears and it makes them look super smart when they're stealing people's thunder.

Mr. Baffi: What is 3+3?

Chad:(quietly) 6.

Ashly: SIX!!!!

Bennett: Dude, Ashly, I totally heard Chad just say that. You're such a fax machine!!!

fax machine by Ashly :DD August 8, 2007

rage against the machine 

Reunited for Coachella '07 and goddamn it will be good.

My penis gets hard for Rage Against the Machine on April 29th.

rage against the machine by BigPantsLittlePants March 11, 2007

The Machine Gun 

The Machine Gun is when you getting ready to cum on a girl's face and saying "BRRRRRRRRR" as you cum.

Dude, I did The Machine Gun so hard on her last night!

The Machine Gun by Laughing Dicks (Im a girl) September 27, 2017

washing machine 

A very dangerous thing for a girl to sit on while shes holding a broom or something of that nature

when the girl was sitting on the washing machine it started to rumble and she slipped causing a broom to jam up into her insides (vagina) and from this day no one knows what happened to that broom stick girl

washing machine by Dylowned September 24, 2005