Mexican Washing Machine

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman

Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?

by GingerToothbrush February 28, 2015

Man V. Machine

When you or someone has a difficult encounter with a machine

Person one: “hey, do you hear screaming???”
Person two: “yah, it’s retard day and one of them is challenging the escalator”
Person one: “like Man V. Machine, lol”

by Lost guy2223 April 20, 2020

Human Washing Machine

A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.

Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.

by Penncilvester February 01, 2018

Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.

“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”

by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020

Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!

I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer

by Jimmy Rox May 14, 2015

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

by Billiam Beaver October 05, 2016

Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

by StarringBecca October 07, 2011