archie johnson

a guy with a big dick

u are u an "archie johnson"

by gonover October 5, 2023

Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism

fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do

by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023

Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand

Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.

by Misha1369 September 29, 2009

ewan joseph johnson

He is a Funny, nice, Loving Guy and Loves Puns

Ewan Joseph Johnson is Cool

by MindGaming January 18, 2017

The French Adam Johnson

Fucking a croissant in a Sunderland shirt

Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford

by dogtoes June 11, 2018

Double Log Johnson

The act of shitting a solid thick log. Allow two to three days for the turd to reach optimal rigidity, at which point two lesbian lovers (or male) can use the ample log in a scissoring fuck fest until reaching climax, at which point the log can be further preserved for future endeavors.

Anna and Katie performed the double log Johnson with my bulbous bowel movement.

by Coollikedirk April 26, 2019

Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team

The place where OG’s are born and raised. The real ones. They always got each others backs.

“Yo nigga you rep eastside or west side?”
“Neither I rep Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team”

I think Tupac and Biggie were part of the Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team

by Niggatron T March 22, 2020