Jack Barakat

Amazingly sexy guitarist of the band All Time Low. He likes the macarena and wants herpes. He still hasn't found his mom yet and although he is a guitarist, it doesn't mean he's actually good at playing. He has great hair but a little penis.

Have you seen Jack Barakat lately?

Oh yeah, he was looking for his mom!

by Meghin Barakat January 19, 2009

Jack Off

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

by Marty October 19, 2003

The Jack Sparrow

Utilizing a coat hanger as a hook, the approaching a friend by the rear and placing it between his legs and pulling up as hard as possible while whispering parle in his right ear

My anus is killing me cause I just got the jack sparrow . But I can't hit him cause he whispered parle

by Jk Inc. April 27, 2011

Chat Jacked

When someone sends you something cool over chat and you post it on a social networking site before they have the chance.

Rich sent me a cool Photoshop when we were chatting so I chat jacked it and posted it on Facebook.

by CocoSantango July 24, 2010

I'd Jack That

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

Jack Mayo

To use semen as a lubrecant in masturbation
it could be stored in a fridge, or be used imediatly, if feeling resilliant

Person 1 "Why the fuck is the sperm in the fridge?!"
Person 2 "For a Jack Mayo..."

by Wallyswapple January 14, 2009

jack thornton

A heartless man who has no care for anyone else around him. He is a complete dick head and will definitely rape someone in his future

Wow he's a complete jack Thornton

by Camoman November 23, 2016