Bainbridge Island 

Formerly the town of Winslow, Bainbridge Island is a haven for douche bags. Bainbridge is commonly referred to as "Braindead Island", and this name cannot be closer to the truth. The only thing that is of worth on that rock is the Eagle Harbor ferry terminal. Bainbridge Island is full of a certain species of white kid who think they will inherit the world because their family is rich and they drive an STI. Clothing is commonly Timberland boots, jeans big enough for Jared(pre-subway), Tall Tee's, and more hemp braclets than at all of Burning Man. Their parents are an even stranger brand of wine swilling, Volvo driving, Norah Jones listening douchery. Noted for their terrible driving skills and lack of tact with the lower classes. Main activities include marijuana, music shows at the Guild, losing to North Kitsap at football, and more marijuana

Go back to Bainbridge Island before the prolitariate rise up and kill you in your bed, you rich bastard.

Bainbridge Island by John J. Frips January 14, 2009

staten island

5th borough where im from. The North Shore is made up of neighborhoods composed of either minorities (St. George) or crazy rich white people (todt hill dongan hills) and is mostly wack. The south shore where im from is mostly guido-ass italian people like me most of whom buy every 50 cent cd but piss their pants at the sight of an actual black person, and aspire to be eminem. The girls down here are mostly hot, hotter than north shore girls or girls from any other boro.

Staten Island is cool from Eltingvile down, every where else you find ugly girls and gay kids

staten island by nesh March 5, 2005

Fire Island Ferry

Sex act involving 2 men and 1 woman. The woman has to be lying down so that one of the men can urinate on her chest while the other man titty-fucks her, in essence creating a ferry between her tits.

Damn, that weekend got so crazy I got to Fire Island Ferry that girl!

Fire Island Ferry by gruntificus December 10, 2009

Zug Island 

The baddest ass muther fuckers to walk the earth. Anybody who says they suck are fucktards and should be stabbed in the stomach with a mail key and have their fingers cut off and shoved up they dumb asses.

Zug island descended from above to take all these fucktard haters out of here.

Zug Island by Mac Daddy September 15, 2004

Staten Island Shuffle 

The act of driving up alongside stopped traffic and pulling your car into the front of the line rather than waiting at the back of the line.

Rather than wait in line to merge onto the parkway, I did the Staten Island Shuffle.

Staten Island Shuffle by TheFrenchTeacher February 24, 2011

mole island 

the place where stoichiometric conversions can be made. when on mole island one can go to either volume island (multiply by 22.4) , mass island (multiply by molar mass), particles island (multiple by 6.02x10^23) or to mole island #2.

How can i get to mole island?
Well where are you?

I'm on volume island.

Then you have to divide by 22.4

mole island by marffy June 2, 2011

long island 

you live "ON" Long Island... not "in" it

"yo, I have to go to my grandma's house this weekend all the way in Long Island.. it's gonna suck so much."
"dude, you mean 'on Long Island'.. get it right."

long island by yourbiiggestfan September 5, 2011