Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

In The Pit

When you realize that someone is jealous (he or/she) to the point its crazy, because you are and always were, cooler than them so they wanna destroy everything about you that they love so no one else will love you cuz they dont know how to love themselves.

Without knowing it you realize your walking on eggshells defending yourself about something you never did because the "pit person" knows they can never keep you they aren't cool enough to act right but you are like....omg I'm in the pit trying to explain how I'm real to the point I'm about to put the lotion on the skin and I don't even like this person or know how I got in the pit from silence of the lambs

"Tammy thought they could learn to love each other, but 12 years later she was like oh crap I'm in the pit with some jealous psycho gaslighting me" in the pit

by NuNuThang2259 September 14, 2023

Pit jet

a steady jet of water created by one holding the hand undewr the arm, filling the hollow area with water, and squeezing hard, thus launching water from any small crack between skin of hand and armpit. It is the same as the under-arm fart, but there is no sound, just a steady jet of water; quite amusing to be exact.

Ha ha ha, Bob, that was the longest pit jet I have ever seen.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

pit latrine

A type of temporary toilet commonly used by the military. Usually just an outhouse with a hole in the bottom leading to a pit full of shit. Don't fall in!

I pooped in the pit latrine

by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020

Attention Mosh Pit

When with a group of 2 or more puppies, the event that occurs when they all vie for one's attention. When petting one dog, the other(s) climb on top of, nip, or otherwise hurt the first puppy, desperate for the attention of the person.

I was petting one of the puppies from Jade's litter when it turned in to an attention mosh pit - all the other puppies began fighting each other to be petted.

by I'm Really Not Okay July 4, 2011

Nosh pit

The crowd of quietly rowdy “mega fans” who travel across the globe to cheer on the Eurovision Song Contest. They are usually bald, bearded and clap with their palms

I loved the Swedish song of 2016, it went mental in the nosh pit.

by grimola February 8, 2019

fuckup pit

A place where you can get drunk and not get caught. Mostly used by high school teenagers to forget about their problems. A lot of virginities have been lost there.

I'm gonna go to the fuckup pit, somebody to join me?

by Pejch January 5, 2015