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History Project due tomorrow
Me: (in terror) AHAHAGAHAHAHAH
by innocent_and_insecure April 20, 2018
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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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History's Hemorrhoid

Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.
by phathatcat October 1, 2018
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History of autism

The history of autism is an ancient group of students which were active somewhat 6,000 years ago. The group had once sexy Arab and a stupid Russian. Mixed with stubborn and unique Germans the group was created. They had a midget and they never used names the group was and is well knows for writing their 10,000 page book about all the jokes they came up with during lunch time. The book was never found however there have been sightings of its remains in schools all over the world history of autism can now be used as a reference of jokes
Yo that’s hilarious was that some history of autism ?
Yooo that’s some history of autism level shit
Okay that was funny but it wasn’t really history of autism level

That’s some history of autism type of crap
by H.O.A,a November 11, 2018
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historyectomy

Refers to a procedure whereby someone who is so fed up with past events that he has this knowledge removed from his mind.
I got so sick and tired of having history drummed into me in school that after graduation I made an appointment with a medical specialist and had a historyectomy performed.
by QuacksO April 7, 2019
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History

A thing in the past that was very important to today.
Djimmi: Hitler killed himself
Free: dude just said History
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History

Something a lot of people are either completely ignorant about or have a warped perception of.
The only thing more warped than a millennial's perception of history is an atheist's perception of religion. Our schools are pathetic.
by Hym Iam October 22, 2020
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