Hairy swingers

The hirsute man-sacks which dangle freely beneath the mangina and shoot forth the calci-yummy when sufficiently cajoled.

Haw fanny-baws, wrap that nonsense or you'll catch a swift boot in the hairy swingers!

by Wee Woolie wan July 14, 2004

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hairy canadian

In sexual intercourse, the hairy Canadian is the act of pouring maple syrup into a woman's vagina before the act of oral sex.

"Before you perform a hairy Canadian, make sure that the syrup is well-heated, eh."

by Garfunkly April 9, 2008

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hairy dick

What you get when your mom or dad is a sasquatch or when you have sex with a hairy pussy

Jack-i have a hairy dick
Jim- why
Jack- well my girl friend has a hairy pussy and one thing led to another and now i have a hairy dick.

by Awesomenam December 5, 2014

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Harry Winston

An unshaved penis that is as hard as a diamond

I gave her my Harry Winston all night

by TimJenkins734 January 31, 2016

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the most beautiful, hot, perfect, funny, respectful, down to earth, talented person that is many girls’ celeb crush. not only is he unbelievably fit, but he is an amazing singer and songwriter, and ex member of one direction (which just boosts his coolness) and such a nice guy. as he says treat people with kindness!

person 1: i love harry styles
person 2: doesn’t everyone

by harrystylesismyhusband April 8, 2020

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