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Mew Guy

A stupid bastard from England who makes pointless threads about how much he wants to fuck fat chicks and how feminists are evil. Similar to Topcat in that he is a tool, but also has a cloying avatar. Considered a poster child for retroactive abortion.
by Severn September 9, 2004
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Ahh guy

Ahh guy, or even guy, is a term used when peers are meeting up. A variant of hello."Cha guy" is a variant of thanks, and "Reelax guy" is general banter.

Thanks Kingo.
And Jordan is a complete fucking retard.
"Ahh Guy"

"Cha guy"

"Reeeeeeeelax guy"
by Tatman July 17, 2006
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hard guy

tough guy, thug, gangster, bad or cruel person
"When Joe couldn't get Jack to pay up he called in the hard guys and Jack spent a couple of weeks in the hospital."
by anarcissie May 12, 2008
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Boy-guy

A "Boy-guy" is typically a term used by females to describe a male that they are interested in, or have a "thing" with.

NOTE: a "Boy-guy" IS NOT THE SAME THING AS A BOYFRIEND.
female #1: "So hows your Boy-guy Savannah???"

female #2: " Oh! he's amazing!"

female #1: "I have a new Boy-guy!!!"
by RElliotR December 24, 2010
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Green Guy

Typically in Call of Duty, the green guy is the dick who fools around and makes all of the teammates worse off. They often troll the team purposely, causing them grief and anger.
by DATgreenguy January 18, 2015
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Shannon (guy)

Shannons who are guys are often chill and laidback. Usually they're sporty and fast, tall, and possibly Irish, as the name is Irish. A key trait is they can't hold a grudge for long, and forgives quickly.
Person: Sup Shannon (guy)!
Shannon: AHHHHHH OMG ITS A SPIDER
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Person: Shannon (guy) is low key f boy, high key player
Person 2: 100%
by Bañaña February 13, 2018
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Internet Zen Guy

A guy who poses on the internet as the very living definition of calmness.

Whenever an example of someone in the real world (or even online) losing their temper, he will be the first to mock and insult them for their lack of control, as if it could never happen to them.

But secretly, however, they are just as prone to flip out as anyone else, and simply lack empathy or honesty. The internet tough guy's jealous cousin.
<valky> so I got home and I found my wife in bed with my neighbour. I totally lost it, couldn't stop screaming. I threw her out. The kids are with my parents.
<slipklw> you threw her out? jeez what a douche
<valky> don't act internet zen guy with me; I'll fuck your wife and see how you react
by DCH0 February 4, 2009
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