Von Grumo

(noun | slang, proper noun)

A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.

“Bro pulled a total Von Grumo—aced the chem test, vanished for 3 days, and came back with a fur coat and six people owing him money.”

by Rubenzhal May 14, 2025

Mr Grumpy Pants

Angry bonner

Here comes Mr Grumpy Pants again.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson

A long ass name.

Person 1: Did you see Steven has a new name?
Person 2: Yeah, it's Rikudaloo Jarlumpkin Hurnoodle Lolimclolilols Grumplestartyukle Igloomcgee George WashingJohnson.

by heelies to escape my feelies January 19, 2018

Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

Bust a grump

Turd

I need to bust a grump guuurl

by Santi boi 1921 November 5, 2019

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

hit the grumbus

An quick time action commonly used by the wumbo skrimblies. Can be used in multiple contexts/ for multiple actions.

dude, i just hit the grumbus so hard

that cookie was so good i hit the grumbus all the way home

by glanchFan4 April 24, 2024