mirror food

food that smells the same before you eat it and after you defecate it

Man, I got some onion rings from the Sonic drive-thru the other day and they didn't smell any different when I shat them! Damn, that was definitely some grade-A mirror food.

by SonicEmployee February 20, 2010

Fast Food Football

A game in which you order food in a drive through, and you have a friend wait somewhere just outside the car (a bush, behind a pole, ect.) and when your order is ready that friend sprints by and takes the food that is being handed to you. You and whoever else is in the car pretend that you have absolutely no idea who that person is and demand another order or your money back. You get twice as much food, or your money back.

John, Eric, Le'Qwonte, and Ian were hungry. They decided to go to Taco Bell and play Fast Food Football. After they ordered, John got out and then as the food was being handed to Eric he ran by and took the food as if it was a football. He then ran around the block. Eric and the other friends then demanded a free order. They got the original order, and a free one. Then they picked up John and everyone was happy.

by btothechizzle April 11, 2010

The Food Reviewer

The Food Reviewer (aka TFR) is an obese white teenager who "reviews" food. He is a world-renowned professional food critic, and has spent almost his entire life in culinary school. He was brought into the food business by Paula Surette, owner and CEO of Cakes By Paula. He creates youtube videos where he "reviews" food, and decides whether or not "It's a buy" after using his amazing taste skills to test the food. His culinary abilities put Bobby Flay and Paula Dean to shame. His most notable video is probably the Fruit Gushers review which has unfortunately been removed from his account. His videos have become highly popular, not because of their educational food information, but rather because of the humor of a fat boy reviewing junk food. I highly recommend his videos if you want to learn about the tastiness of Entenmann's Chocolate Donuts or if you simply want to laugh.

A typical clip from the food reviewer

"Ok, today I'm going to review fruit gushers"
*Inserts gushers into mouth*
"mmm"
"It's definitely a buy"

by noap July 4, 2012

pussy footin

Procrasinating or taking your time doing something you were suppose to be rushing to do.

mookie if you dont stop pussy footin around and bring yo ass on !

by 2R3AL4Y@L March 9, 2015

April Fools Day

Trust no one... you are not safe. Run And hide. Don't try to defend your self you WILL FAIL.

Jim didn't run or hide so he was pranked on April Fools Day

by Urban_Dictionary_Daily247 April 1, 2015

Wenatchee Football

A team who no longer can say is better than Eastmont. Eastmont officially owns both sides of the valley

“You hear about Wenatchee Football”
“Yeah Eastmont owns them”

by Unknownauthor2000 February 28, 2019

Stone Football

A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.

Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!

Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!

Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Mario: Stone!

Mama Luigi: Football!

Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!

Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Stone Football~

by Splek January 22, 2009