Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

Flak Turret

A person who talks lots of B.S. about someone or somthing, usally the bratty highschool girls. Can be used to replace ''Bitch''.

Pedro: Gina is such a Flak Turret, she dumped me on facebook after i caught her poking josh!

Leroy: that sucks bro.

Josh: XD

by koro126 March 29, 2013

flackout

an uncontrolled and forgettable outpour of useless knowledge

James had a flackout

by Chris Small May 8, 2014

fankle

A person who has faggot ass ankles and they can't run very well.

I failed gym class because of my fankles

by mrtester December 1, 2014

flakeseed

A post put up on social media by a flake made to suggest that they aren't feeling well, made in advance of an event, so that they have a history of not feeling well as an excuse not to show up to the planned event.

I suspect John is planning to flake out on your birthday party tomorrow, he just posted a flakeseed on his wall so we can all know that he's "sick".

by Serendipity37 June 25, 2015

flackin

Making plans with no money

Paul wants to go to the mall.
Nah bro, he stay flackin.

by caviboijay May 6, 2016

flak

Abbreviation for the German term Flugabwehrkanone (sometimes Fliegerabwehrkanone), which is an anti-aircraft gun. Get your German right, you dipshits.

"Diese Flak kann auch gegen Panzer eingesetzt werden."

"This flak can also be used against tanks."

by Feldherr November 14, 2016