feet

an object at the end of your leg with 5 toes, you have two

if you dont know what feet are your gay, look down those things are
"feet"

by j-man the great November 20, 2002

cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

monkey feet

Its when you have a jesus toe.

When your index toe is bigger than your big toe and it looks like it can grip things

by Shelbs April 21, 2005

Fleet cat

A cat who has been boarded or trapped on something (originally a boat), and thus dies of starvation or thirst in that area.

Child: What the hell? Mooooooooooooooooom. Our cat's dead in the trunk!

Father: THAT'S what that horrid smell is!

Mother: Damn it, that fleet cat's gotta go then.

by The one above all February 1, 2010

feetarded

The act of so drunk that u have no idea what is going on, you are running around acting like a damn fool. but for some reason it works and everybody around loves it and thinks this person is the man.

Damn, that dude is straight feetarded! Hes awesome!

by therealfeetard June 13, 2011

Feetgasm

The feeling after getting a foot massage from me

"Oh wow", said Sochetra "i just had a feetgasm from that massage"

by yoooooo0o November 8, 2011

Feet

Perfectly tuned devices for locating Legos in the dark.

My feet were put to good use last night.

by GreenSalmon June 11, 2015